Grumpy crowds are waiting to be pleased.
But comedy's not like that on trapeze.

SHHHH ! We’re trying to put up a

CLOWN BOY BAND

that’ll fail somewhere between music, pose and slapstick.

Oh ‘That’s just for amateurs!’ he’ll shout.

Full of self, he won’t play without a crowd.

Clown question, bro

Slideshow de DIVs
Phil:Yeah. You gotta PROBLEM with THAT?


Charlie: Duh Philly, they're not expecting, right? Each of us have our own clown carreer - but - the funny part is - we`re not funny.

Pierce:Yeah. Imagine the suffer.

Cody: Then we realized, what we do best is to complain of modern times. So - you got it - we just had to turn that into music, and pass the hat to spread some laugh.
Cody:Plato once imagined people chained in a cave, watching shadows and calling it reality… Sometimes I wonder if the shadows are asking the same question about us.

Charlie: Oh please, Cody. Plato didn’t even have Wi-Fi. If he saw us, he’d call it witchcraft and cry in Latin.

Pierce: I prefer my version, which I commercially call 'S.I. – Selective Intelligence'.

Phil: I told my 19-year-old niece we’re a clown boyband. She said, “for real?” I asked her back: “Are you?” And she blocked me. Smart kid.
Charlie: W-well I'm not shaving mine. Because I think it`s sexy. Imagine that: A sexy boyband - all clowns. Pure distopy.

Cody: Elders say that beards grow as the roots from a tree. There's depth on this heritage and line of tought...

Phil:I keep mine cause it's dirty. Rough. Tough. Yeah hard to say but - people only respect tough people.

Pierce:Wait- don`t you guys keep it to have a spare supply of shaving cream - like me?
Phil: You`re not showing this to your kids, right? Right. - Don't.

Charlie:Not all clowns are just colorful pantomimes - sugar tasteful, you know. some of them are just - yeah - handsome and talented.

Cody:According to history, you can track playful figures on every past and present societies - like jesters, buffoons, artists. People who use comedy to make other people laugh - even further, critique society and noblety.

Pierce:Now - about my hairdo. It`s a Piercy`s copyright - respect that ok?
Charlie: We can`t compete with Pierce`s pies on the face. I mean, look at him. He throws them upwards. That`s not fair play.

Phil:Absolutely.

Cody:I love it.

Pierce:Heh.

Some people rely too much on the difference between

silly and stupid.

Slippery
Faces

Crimson Nose Club`s
Debut Album.

13 songs

Alternative pop walks into a smoky bar, trips over comedic jazz, flirts with blues, and leaves swing holding the bill.

Dressed in sequins, bad ideas, and existential chaos, Slippery Faces is a dark, twisted, and deliriously sarcastic ride.

Not just catchy pop songs, but little disasters behind the crooked smiles of clowns who’ve seen too much — and kept dancing anyway.

"And inside it, we’ve got this thing we call The Jester Brat Journey."

YOUR HEART'S BEEN TRICKED LIKE A CLOWN'S CHEAP TAPE

Our show is one of a kind. Mostly because clown comedy has terrible manners and refuses to sit properly. Slippery Faces unveils clowns who have mastered the art of dodging good behavior with alarming grace. Through absurdity, rebellion, and the grand circus of power, they build a world so cynical that people keep mistaking it for entertainment.

But… is it?

Meanwhile, the wounded jesters inside them — tired of being someone else’s fool — begin to twist into something else. Something darker. Something monstrous. Don’t worry. Funny trumpets will guide you.

Now please.

CRIMSON NOSE CLUB

Slippery Faces

Listen to it

before you think twice

Documento sem título
EXCLUSIVE BONUS TRACK
for Album purchase

Preludique for Slippery Faces

Crimson Nose Club

01

Men Become Clowns

Crimson Nose Club

02

Beautiful Slippery Face

Crimson Nose Club

03

That's Just for Amateurs

Crimson Nose Club

04

Peanut Brains

Crimson Nose Club

05

Put Your Make-Up On

Crimson Nose Club

06

Plain Plain Plain

Crimson Nose Club

07

Thank God You Came With Grace

Crimson Nose Club

08

Bobby Mimes the Crowd

Crimson Nose Club

09

A Piano Named Midnight

Crimson Nose Club

10

The Magic in His Every Move

Crimson Nose Club

11

The Smearing Glissando

Crimson Nose Club

12

No Clown of Other Men

Crimson Nose Club

13

Twisted Pride

Crimson Nose Club

Listen it FREE on Soundcloud.

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our manner to say ‘thank you’!

And to share with you some digital products of our own. We kinda feel slightly needy for attention right now.

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it’s still in production.

Don`t watch too much. We mean it.

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Podcast

Jamming with clowns

They call it “the creative process.” We call it a coping mechanism.

"All charm: half-boy, half-rascal"

Men Become Clowns

"BAM! I had the idea! We should drop a piano over those clown boys heads!"

A Piano Named Midnight

"Against all the hate, all the noise—we keep dancing."

The Magic In His Every Move

"It's that BOOM moment, when suddenly, he's not just watching society's madness: he's part of it."

Bobby Mimes The Crowd

First man of banana peel
never fails.

GOLDEN NOSE CERTIFICATION

WEIRDEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR

REDDest NOSE IN MUSIC

MOST PLAYED BY ITS CREATOR

IMAGINARY POPCORN AWARD

For suspicious ambition, excessive glitter, and emotional damages nobody agreed to.

Nominated in the prestigious “God, why?” category.

A historic achievement in nasal drama.

Won by walkover. Nobody else came close. Or tried.

For being performed repeatedly to a fake grandstand full of judgmental snacks.