Grumpy crowds are waiting to be pleased.
But comedy's not like that on trapeze.
Finally, a charming
CLOWN BOY BAND
who’ll make you question what slapstick is
Charlie
Charlie Yikes.
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Piano, Guitars and whimsy.
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Energetic pop vocals
Pierce
Creamy Pierce.
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Horns, comedy and drama.
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Low tone
mellow vocals
Cody
Cody Rhapsody.
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Strings and deep emotions.
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Smooth R&B vocals
Phil
Banana Phil.
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Percussion and sarcasm.
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Rough vocals
C’mon. Listen like a clown.
Hey, you beautiful fool.
Somebody left the door open, so I came in to explain who we are. Don’t tell the producer, alright?
Why did the producer cross the road?
To avoid managing a band of clowns.
Unfortunately, we were already on the other side.
So yeah, here we are: doing our very best to make you laugh, dance, and feel suspiciously emotional about some rather messy subjects.
We’ve been called a sinister clown band. We’ve been called ridiculous. Someone said the makeup looked cheap, and honestly, fair. Like you, we’re trying. We just happen to be trying with more glitter, more nonsense, and a mildly distorted sense of authorship.
Oh, forgive me. We haven’t introduced ourselves.
Crimson Nose Club was supposed to be elegant and extravagant. Then the wig caught fire, someone swallowed the party horn, and a clown in size-fifty shoes tripped so hard he kissed the floor and lost his front teeth. That’s why the background is black. We’re in mourning.
For the death of comedy, perhaps. For the generation that forgot how to laugh without filling out a form. For the circus HR department raising the bar until even the sad clown needs a performance review. We don’t really care.
We just want to make music, cause trouble, and fool around long enough to forget, for a moment, that being alive in 2026 is not exactly a walk in the park.
Welcome to Crimson Nose Club. Mind the pie.
Clown question, bro
Deep inside, everyone knows that
Clowns are silly, not stupid.
Slippery
Faces
Crimson Nose Club`s
Debut Album.
Debut Album.
13 songs
Alternative pop walks into a smoky bar, trips over comedic jazz, flirts with blues, and leaves swing holding the bill.
Dressed in sequins, bad ideas, and existential chaos, Slippery Faces is a dark, twisted, and deliriously sarcastic ride.
Not just catchy pop songs, but little disasters behind the crooked smiles of clowns who’ve seen too much — and kept dancing anyway.
"And inside it, we’ve got this thing we call The Jester Brat Journey."
NOSE IN THE AIR LIKE IT KNOWS YOUR FATE
What are digital reviews saying about Slippery Faces
"It`s what happens when alternative pop goes through a funhouse mirror. Romanticism, mischief, then - BAM! - social commentary."
"They remind us that is ok to embrace absurd. To find humor in the darkness. To never lose sight of our humanity."
"They`re a band for the misfits, for the dreamers, (...) and in a world that wants to put us in boxes, that`s a powerful message."
"What an album! (...) It`s how they use this clown thing to explore so much of the human experience."
Listen to it
before you think twice.
Our show is one of a kind. Mostly because clown comedy has terrible manners and refuses to sit properly.
Slippery Faces unveils clowns who have mastered the art of dodging good behavior with alarming grace.
Through absurdity, rebellion, and the grand circus of power, they build a world so cynical that people keep mistaking it for entertainment.
But… is it?
Meanwhile, the wounded jesters inside them — tired of being someone else’s fool — begin to twist into something else.
Something darker.
Something monstrous.
Don’t worry.
Funny trumpets will guide you.
Now please.
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You don`t wanna miss this. Trust me.
Slippery faces Posters
videoclip Posters
Pilot videoclips
Podcast
Jamming with clowns
They call it “creative process”. We call it coping mechanisms.
"All charm: half-boy, half-rascal"
Men Become Clowns
"BAM! I had the idea! We should drop a piano over those clown boys heads!"
A Piano Named Midnight
"Against all the hate, all the noise—we keep dancing."
The Magic In His Every Move
"It's that BOOM moment, when suddenly, he's not just watching society's madness: he's part of it."
Bobby Mimes The Crowd
First man of banana peel
never fails.
GOLDEN NOSE CERTIFICATION
WEIRDEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR
REDDest NOSE IN MUSIC
MOST PLAYED BY ITS CREATOR
IMAGINARY POPCORN AWARD
For suspicious ambition, excessive glitter, and emotional damages nobody agreed to.
Nominated in the prestigious “God, why?” category.
A historic achievement in nasal drama.
Won by walkover. Nobody else came close. Or tried.
For being performed repeatedly to a fake grandstand full of judgmental snacks.
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