Johnny's drinking coffee. Smells like cotton candy.
Johnny's drinking coffee. Smells like cotton candy.
Grumpy crowds are waiting to be pleased.
But comedy's relative on trapeze.
Anything can happen when
a CLOWN BOY BAND
is on stage.
Charlie
Charles Tone. Auguste clown. Piano, Guitars and whimsy. Smooth pop vocalsPhil
Banana Phil. White-face clown. Percussion and sarcasm. Rough vocalsCody
Cody Rhapsody. Mime. Strings and deep emotions. Baritone vocalsPierce
Creamy Pierce. Hobo clown. Horns and comedic drama. Tenor vocalsClowns have been around for millennia
Eternal misfits armed with painted faces and sharp wit.
They’re not just here for the laughs; they’ve always been the unofficial truth-tellers of society, using parody and irony to poke at power, habits, and the absurdities of human nature.
Enter Crimson Nose Club, a clown boyband born into an era of beautiful chaos—where technology, human connection, and power struggles collide in a dizzying spectacle. Who better than clowns to navigate this mess? With bold and enigmatic tales, deep irony wrapped in playful nonsense, and just enough truth to make you squirm (or smile), their songs lead a storyteller’s journey—awakening minds, dismantling nonsense, or simply delivering the kind of joke that stays with you.
Because let’s be real—everybody loves a clown. Even when they’re making you think.
Phil
Banana Phil.
White-face clown.
Percussion and sarcasm.
Rough vocals
Cody
Cody Rhapsody.
Mime.
Strings and deep emotions.
Baritone vocals
Pierce
Creamy Pierce.
Hobo clown.
Horns and comedic drama.
Tenor vocals
Charlie
Charles Tone.Auguste clown.
Piano, Guitars and whimsy.
Smooth pop vocals
Clowns have been around for millennia
Eternal misfits armed with painted faces and sharp wit.
They’re not just here for the laughs; they’ve always been the unofficial truth-tellers of society, using parody and irony to poke at power, habits, and the absurdities of human nature.
Enter Crimson Nose Quartet, a clown boyband born into an era of beautiful chaos—where technology, human connection, and power struggles collide in a dizzying spectacle. Who better than clowns to navigate this mess? With bold and enigmatic tales, deep irony wrapped in playful nonsense, and just enough truth to make you squirm (or smile), their songs lead a storyteller’s journey—awakening minds, dismantling nonsense, or simply delivering the kind of joke that stays with you.
Because let’s be real—everybody loves a clown. Even when they’re making you think.
Deep inside, everyone knows that
Clowns are silly, not stupid.
Slippery Faces
Crimson Nose Club’s Debut Album.
Slippery Faces
Crimson Nose Club’s Debut Album.
13 songs
Alternative pop stumbles into a smoky bar and bumps into jazz, blues, and swing.Dressed in sequins and existential dread, Slippery Faces is a dark, twisted,
and vibrantly sarcastic ride.
Not just catchy pop songs,
but tales behind the crooked smile of clowns
who’s seen too much to stop dancing.
What are digital reviews saying about Slippery Faces
Our show is one of a kind.
Because clown comedy always is.
Slippery Faces unveils clown men who master the art of sidestepping logic and manners with uncanny grace.
Through romance, rebellion, and the grand circus of power, they craft a world so absurd, people insist on calling it a spectacle.
But… is it?
Meanwhile, wounded jesters—refusing to be someone else’s fool—slowly twist into something else. Something darker. Something monstrous.
Don’t worry: funny trumpets will guide you along.
Now, please, after you.
Our show is one of a kind.
Because clown comedy always is.
Slippery Faces unveils clowns who master the art of sidestepping logic and manners with uncanny grace.
Through romance, rebellion, and the grand circus of power, they craft a world so absurd, people insist on calling it a spectacle.
But… is it?
Meanwhile, wounded jesters—refusing to be someone else’s fool—slowly twist into something else. Something darker. Something monstrous.
Funny trumpets will guide you along.
Now, please, after you.
First man of banana peel never fails.
Jammin' with clowns?
Hear the band share interesting - and hilarious - comments about the creative proccess on the songs from Slippery Faces.
"All charm: half-boy, half-rascal"
"BAM! I had the idea! We should drop a piano over those clown boys heads!"
"Against all the hate, all the noise—we keep dancing."
"It's that BOOM moment, when suddenly, you realize he's not just watching society's madness: he's part of it."
Jammin' with clowns?
Hear the band share interesting - and hilarious - comments about the creative proccess on the songs from Slippery Faces.
"All charm: half-boy, half-rascal"
"BAM! I had the idea! We should drop a piano over those clown boys heads!"
"Against all the hate, all the noise—we keep dancing."
"It's that BOOM moment, when suddenly, he's not just watching society's madness: he's part of it."
Weirdest of the year
Nomenee of the weirdest music album of the year 2025
Red Nosest of the year
Nomenee for the music album with the biggest red nose of the year 2025
Most Heard by Creator
Nomenee of the most music album heard by its creator of the year 2025
Most Popcorn-delivered of the year
Nomenee for the music album heard along the most pop-corn eaten on a grandstand, of the year 2025
Weirdest of the year
Nomenee of the weirdest music album of the year 2025
Red Nosest of the year
Nomenee for the music album with the biggest red nose of the year 2025
Most Heard by Creator
Nomenee of the most music album heard by its creator of the year 2025
Most Popcorn-delivered of the year
Nomenee for the music album heard along the most pop-corn eaten on a grandstand, of the year 2025
Slapstick Details
Some people are obsessed with clowns. What if someone made true a ridiculous, wonderful dream: a boyband made entirely of smart, handsome clowns?
Strangely enough, no major pop phenomenon has ever fully embraced the clown archetype—the mischievous, brilliant trickster who thrives on the audience’s reaction. Clowns don’t just perform for an audience; they feed off them. Whether they’re making you laugh with or at the audience, they master the fine art of turning chaos into comedy.
The problem? Times are tough, and tough times don’t exactly breed the best audience for clown artists. No musician in their right mind – on tough times – would bet their entire career on becoming a singing, dancing, fully committed clown. Crimson Nose Quartet`s formation is absolutely specific, innegotiable.
That’s why I decided to make them myself.
And that’s why I thank AI.
Meet Crimson Nose Quartet, a virtual boyband 100% created with AI. Actually, not 100% – no. I’m a human digital artist on a mission to fuse technology with meaning, and if this project can get a smile out of you—even better if it’s more than one—I’ve done my job.
I wanted this to be as AI-driven as possible while keeping the heart and vision completely human. The band’s look, album art, and even vocals? AI-generated. But their concept, their personalities, their mannerisms, their soul—that’s me.
The music process was a wild ride. Since I’m a designer, not a musician, my approach was more about crafting the world each song would live in. I’d map out the themes, instruments, tones, and key phrases, making sure everything felt connected to clown culture—sometimes with a little social critique thrown in. Each track was a back-and-forth with AI, tweaking prompts and pushing boundaries, usually needing 15-20 attempts per song to get it just right. And after all that, I’d fine-tune lyrics and melodies by hand, keeping my mind open to whatever creative surprises emerged.
The first album, Slippery Faces, turned out pretty damn interesting. It’s dramatic, theatrical, festive, and flirts with vintage styles in ways that might just catch your ear. Definitely not your typical pop album. As for all promotional pieces, like catalogue and this website you`re reading, made on traditional non-AI digital design softwares.
I’m beyond excited to see this project evolve as AI tools get even crazier. If you’re into it, follow along, share it, drop a comment—let’s build an audience for these clowns and their unexpected digital spectacle.
Slapstick Details
Some people are obsessed with clowns. What if someone made true a ridiculous, wonderful dream: a boyband made entirely of smart, handsome clowns?
Strangely enough, no major pop phenomenon has ever fully embraced the clown archetype—the mischievous, brilliant trickster who thrives on the audience’s reaction. Clowns don’t just perform for an audience; they feed off them. Whether they’re making you laugh with or at the audience, they master the fine art of turning chaos into comedy.
The problem? Times are tough, and tough times don’t exactly breed the best audience for clown artists. No musician in their right mind – on tough times – would bet their entire career on becoming a singing, dancing, fully committed clown. Crimson Nose Quartet`s formation is absolutely specific, innegotiable.
That’s why I decided to make them myself.
And that’s why I thank AI.
Meet Crimson Nose Quartet, a virtual boyband 100% created with AI. Actually, not 100% – no. I’m a human digital artist on a mission to fuse technology with meaning, and if this project can get a smile out of you—even better if it’s more than one—I’ve done my job.
I wanted this to be as AI-driven as possible while keeping the heart and vision completely human. The band’s look, album art, and even vocals? AI-generated. But their concept, their personalities, their mannerisms, their soul—that’s me.
The music process was a wild ride. Since I’m a designer, not a musician, my approach was more about crafting the world each song would live in. I’d map out the themes, instruments, tones, and key phrases, making sure everything felt connected to clown culture—sometimes with a little social critique thrown in. Each track was a back-and-forth with AI, tweaking prompts and pushing boundaries, usually needing 15-20 attempts per song to get it just right. And after all that, I’d fine-tune lyrics and melodies by hand, keeping my mind open to whatever creative surprises emerged.
The first album, Slippery Faces, turned out pretty damn interesting. It’s dramatic, theatrical, festive, and flirts with vintage styles in ways that might just catch your ear. Definitely not your typical pop album. As for all promotional pieces, like catalogue and this website you`re reading, made on traditional non-AI digital design softwares.
I’m beyond excited to see this project evolve as AI tools get even crazier. If you’re into it, follow along, share it, drop a comment—let’s build an audience for these clowns and their unexpected digital spectacle.